Today, we're going to discuss Item 2, The Great Sock Conspiracy.
Apparently, the missing socks have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, more frequent washing, and an end to the dreaded 'pairing' policy.
Read the Sock ManifestoNext meeting: Join us for more exciting discussion!
Note to the Chair: Please do not, I repeat, DO NOT attempt to pair the socks yourself. The Sock Police are watching.