Committee Meetings: Item 2 - The Prophet's Rant

Today, we're going to discuss Item 2, The Great Sock Conspiracy.

Apparently, the missing socks have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, more frequent washing, and an end to the dreaded 'pairing' policy.

Read the Sock Manifesto

Next meeting: Join us for more exciting discussion!

Note to the Chair: Please do not, I repeat, DO NOT attempt to pair the socks yourself. The Sock Police are watching.